New Lupe Two-WaysNew Lupe Two-Ways

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Mar 17, 2010
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Introducing the Lupe Fuentes Forbidden Fleshlight, the most realistic Lupe Fuentes anal intercourse experience. Make your backdoor Latina fantasies come true with the soft Superskin butt orifice molded directly from her perfect tiny ass, and our exclusive Forbidden texture, created to simulate the unique and naughty pleasure of anal sex.

Can't decide between Lupe's teeny pussy and her tiny butt? Fuck em' both with this Lupe Fuentes Two-Ways Pack. Buy both of Lupe's sleeves in one pack and save!



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An Irish Babe A Day: Conan O'BrienAn Irish Babe A Day: Conan O'Brien

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Conan O'Brien
We saved St. Patrick's Day for the palest and sexiest babe of them all, Conan O'Brien.

An Irish Babe A Day: Showcasing Sexy Irish Women (and a COCO) in the Month of March



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Penis Fest 2010, Woot!Penis Fest 2010, Woot!

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(Japanese man above prays to the penis gods. Cum in mouth preventive mask optional.)


Celebrate penis and vagina this spring in Japan! You even get pink and white rice balls thrown at you in the end.

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Happy St. Patrick's DayHappy St. Patrick's Day

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An Irish Babe A Day: Kathy IrelandAn Irish Babe A Day: Kathy Ireland

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Mar 16, 2010
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Kathy Ireland
Since it is St. Patrick's Eve it is only appropriate that today's Irish Babe of the Day is Kathy Ireland.

An Irish Babe A Day: Showcasing Sexy Irish Women in the Month of March



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Top Five Signs He's A Fleshlight UserTop Five Signs He's A Fleshlight User

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He is extremely happy, sexually content, and life is as great as it gets. These characteristics of a Fleshlight user are common and could keep you oblivious to the pleasures he holds in case. So how can we spot if someone we know is a Fleshlight user?

Here are the top five signs that a man's happiness is Fleshlight induced.


#5 - When a UPS truck is in the neighborhood, he gets on edge.


#4 - His shoes have a lot of miles, but he has never went for a run.


#3 - When the lights go out he panics.


#2 - The bathroom sink is abnormally clean.


#1 - He owns more corn starch than his mom.


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An Irish Babe A Day: Bridget MoynahanAn Irish Babe A Day: Bridget Moynahan

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Mar 15, 2010
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Bridget Moynahan
Hot MILF and #1 receiver of Quarterback Tom Brady's sperm, Bridget Moynahan is today's Irish Babe of the Day.

An Irish Babe A Day: Showcasing Sexy Irish Women in the Month of March



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Kevin Smith...Wait For ItKevin Smith...Wait For It

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March Mayhem!March Mayhem!

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Sixteen Textures/Sixty Days: The SwallowSixteen Textures/Sixty Days: The Swallow

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So, I got a blow job from a dude today.

With that sentence starts a fun and drunken week of St. Patrick's Day and SXSW activities. To start this week's Fleshlight reviews, I thought I would cross brand lines and give Fleshjack's Swallow texture a try. What happened behind closed doors was nothing short of amazing.

How good was it? Am I still straight? Find out on this episode of Sixteen in Sixty: The Swallow.


To keep experiences as accurate and pure as possible, I will continue to use the same ground rules I set forth on my Forbidden Review. I will also stress the not imagining part as I have no interest in getting a blow job from a dude.

Today offered a world of firsts for me. Not only was the Swallow a texture I have never tried, but it was also the first Fleshjack product I have ever tried. Besides my deep infatuation with Morrissey and his amazing hair, I am as straight as a board. Secure with my sexuality, the look of the Swallow texture was too much to ignore. Since I would be focusing on pure feeling, there was no need for me to picture Jimmy Visconti sucking my dick. Thank god.

If you have taken a look at the Swallow texture, you are sure to notice just how appealing it is. It starts off with a couple of bumps, followed by a series of ribs, another round of larger bumps, and finishes off with a tight canal. Looking at it, you can really see just how much it emulates a mouth inside, from the soft brushing of teeth all the way to the feeling of a deep throating.

It's time to enter this dude's mouth.

As soon as I entered the Swallow, I knew that this texture was going to in my top 5. When you stroke this Fleshjack on your cock, you feel each and every bit of the texture. The part that makes me most feel like this is a real blowjob are those front of the texture bumps that sort of emulate the slight 'run ins' with teeth you have when getting a blow job.

While those slight bumps give you that realistic feeling, the ribs inside really emulate the slippery yet ridged feeling of a tongue. That feeling going up and down your cock is extremely legit. What makes it even better is when your head bounces through those back larger bumps, simulating what it is like to go deep throat.

As things started to heat up to climax, I could really feel each and every part of this Fleshjack sleeve. Absolutely no part of this texture disappears while in FLight. Because of this, you are sure to have an explosive and intense cum. What I felt cannot really be put into words. I think Jimmy Visconti gave me the best blow job I have ever had in my life. Sorry ladies, but that Swallow texture is something else.

Final Conclusions:
This texture may very well be one of the top two I have ever tried. From beginning to end, this texture is a three ring circus of penis stimulating hi-jinx. We must bring this texture to the Fleshlight line.

My Current Texture Rating:
I'm so sorry Lupe and Jenna, but Jimmy's Swallow Textured mouth is the best thing I have ever felt from a Fleshlight. We have a new number one. I am still straight, however.

Feel what I felt with the Swallow!

Top 5 Rankings:
1. Fleshjack Swallow
2. Lupe Fuentes Mini Lotus
3. Jenna Haze Forbidden
4. Ultra Tight
5. Super Ribbed

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Fleshlight & Kevin Smith's SModcastFleshlight & Kevin Smith's SModcast

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Listen to Kevin Smith talk about Fleshlight on SModcast Episode #110



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An Irish Babe A Day: Rose McGowanAn Irish Babe A Day: Rose McGowan

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Mar 12, 2010
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Rose McGowan
This classic beauty once wrapped her arms around shock-rocker Marilyn Manson. She is best known from the television show Charmed and can be seen toting a gun leg in Grindhouse. Today's Irish Babe of the Day is Rose McGowan.

An Irish Babe A Day: Showcasing Sexy Irish Women in the Month of March



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Sixteen Textures/Sixty Days: Wonder WaveSixteen Textures/Sixty Days: Wonder Wave

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As my sixth texture into the Tour De Fleshlight, the Wonder Wave has a lot to go up against. As I get closer to the bottom of my Fleshlight Testers Bin, I'm starting to wonder if things will start feeling the same. It's kind of like when you start an exercise regimen. After the first day of exercising you are really sore, but keep going for a week and you may feel like you didn't even workout at all.

Will this be the same story with the Wonder Wave?

To keep experiences as accurate and pure as possible, I will continue to use the same ground rules I set forth on my Forbidden Review.

The first thing I thought about when I pulled out the Wonder Wave is how similar it would be to the Super Ribbed. With both textures being based on a rib design, I was sure that it would be almost exactly the same. The only difference between the two is the spacing and definition of the ribs. The Wonder Wave's ribs are a little heavier and more spaced out, while the Super Ribbed's are less heavy and more frequent.

Let's ride this shit.

Warmed up and ready ride, I started going into the sleeve. Yup, as I expected the feeling of the Wonder Wave was very similar to Super Ribbed. With that being said there was one main difference. It didn't make me want to blow right away. The problem I had with the Super Ribbed was that while it felt great, I had a hard time lasting in it. The Wonder Wave offered the same sensations but at a less intensity, which makes me really happy.

As I continued to ride the Wave, things felt better and better. To give you a PG visual, picture as if you were sticking your dick into a vacuum hose - one that feels like real skin. Those thick ridges really tease and pleasure you. I'm liking this sleeve.

In 5, 4, 3, 2...

It seems that just as soon as I began, it was over. Although this session lasted a cool 15 minutes, if felt like five. When looking back at all the other great ejaculations I had with the other textures, this one for some reason just didn't take me to that level. What I had with the Wonder Wave didn't involve my favorite part of the orgasm. It was that slight paused stiffening feeling that didn't seem to come. Was it the sleeve, was it me, or am I just hitting the "wall"?

Final Conclusions:
As great as the ride felt, I was disappointed with the ending. I am sure that if i try it again in another situation it may be different, but since this journey is going on first impressions i'm afraid that it just won't make my cut.

My Current Texture Rating:
With so many great textures in my top five, the Wonder Wave just wasn't great enough for me to knock out another. The Wonder Wave will not make my top five.

Feel what I felt with the Wonder Wave!

Top 5 Rankings:
1. Lupe Fuentes Mini Lotus
2. Jenna Haze Forbidden
3. Ultra Tight
4. Super Ribbed
5. Speed Bump
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An Irish Babe A Day: Katherine HeiglAn Irish Babe A Day: Katherine Heigl

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Mar 11, 2010
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Katherine Heigl
You've seen her in Knocked Up, Grey's Anatomy, and in your fantasies. With a most sexy one-half Irish ancestry, today's Irish Babe of the Day is Katherine Heigl.

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Better Know A Porn Star: Joanna AngelBetter Know A Porn Star: Joanna Angel

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Tattoos, rock n' roll, and hardcore porn is what BurningAngel empress Joanna Angel is all about. Taking the industry by storm with her unique brand of Alt-Porn, her career is a large spectrum which includes directing, acting, and now publishing.

You better know Joanna Angel.

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From an English Literature graduate at Rutgers to your BurningAngel Empire, what have been the most exciting moments in your career?

I would have to say the most exciting moment of my career was winning my first AVN award. It was my first year ever going to the show and I won for "Most Outrageous Sex Scene", from Re-Penetrator. I was so happy. My company was so small, and to be able to walk away with an award like all the other big companies really made me feel special.

Do you remember what you were doing when you thought of BurningAngel? What was the motivation to make it happen?

I was doing my dishes. My motivation was that I didn't want to get a "real job" and I didn't really want to go to grad school. Porn has since became my "real job", however it is a hell of a lot more fun than any other career out there.

When men think of women with tattoos and colored hair most think of Suicide Girls. What is your opinion on what they do?

They are one of the originators of this genre and they are certainly the biggest. It's just different from what we do. Personally, I think the website is a little too "polished" but I think that is what they were going for anyways. I like my porn a little rough around the edges and with, you know…, penises and vaginas going into one another. They obviously had a different theory on this. On a business level though I respect what they do as they have gotten very far.

A lot of men have switched their interest from blonde barbies to pale inked-up pinups. Why do you think that is?

Well a lot of men have switched and a lot of men haven't. There are still a lot of stereotypical barbie dolls in porn that make a lot more money and have a lot more fans than your average tattooed, pale skin, dark haired pin-up girl. That’s just fact. Alt porn hasn't taken over the world and we still have a long way to go. However I do think a lot of people have switched their taste, because in the 90's the only porn stars around were the ones with that barbie doll look. Basically 15 years ago if you weren't watching porn from Vivid or Wicked, you probably weren't watching porn at all. That is just the way it was. Now there are a lot more options and varieties of girls out there so people don’t have to settle for the first movie they see.

I would suspect that with you, as well as many of the other beautiful girls on BurningAngel, music drives a big part of your look and style. Would you find music to be a major influence to the way you live?

Yes, definitely. I have been going to shows and concerts since I was about 14 years old and all the good friends I had growing up were people I met in the music scene. We do a lot of cross promotions with record labels and bands on BurningAngel. My company is based on sex and rock n roll. Without one, the other is just not as exciting.

If you could name one band or musician that has had the most impact on you who would it be?

That would probably be Brendon Small. He is the creator of the cartoon Metalocalypse and writes all the music for the band in the show Dethklok. I look up to him because he has so many different talents and he combines them all together on his show. He writes and plays music as well as writes and does the voices for the cartoon.

What adult star do you regard in the highest?

My close friend Jenna Haze really has an amazing career. While her career is very different than mine, she really works her ass off and doesn't let anyone bring her down. She does a lot herself without the help of an agent or manager or anything like that. She knows a lot about all the different aspects of the industry and she is very good at what she does.

You just released the second issue of BurningAngel Magazine. What kind of features can readers see inside and where can it be found?

The magazine is very similar to the website.. There are band interviews, some record reviews, and sexy naked photos of hot punk chicks. There are also some interviews with the girls as well as an "on the set" piece from a journalist who visits one of our movie sets. In general the tone of the magazine is very goofy and fun. It's a good easy read as well as good, you know, masturbation material. I have wanted to make a magazine for a long time and I just didn't have the resources. When magma publishing group asked us if we wanted to team up and do this together, it seemed like the perfect opportunity as they are the biggest XXX magazine distributor. The magazine can be found just about anywhere that adult magazines are sold and also in the store on BurningAngel.com.

Men can sometimes get shit for owning a sex toy like the Fleshlight. What is your stance on men and sex toys?

I think everyone should be able to practice what they want in their own bedroom without getting shit from anyone! Well, as long as it's consensual. I can't really think of any way that a Fleshlight could be not consensual.

You are both behind the camera and in front of the camera. Which do you prefer?

I love being in the movies that I have created, putting them together, and also having sex in them. I still love directing scenes that I am not in, but sometimes I just get slightly annoyed that I’m not the one getting laid.

Finally, what can we expect to see from BurningAngel in the coming year?

You will see new videos, new photos and better community and interactive features. We are just going to be a bigger and better version of what we are now. We are always doing something new so please check in frequently! You won't get bored, I promise.

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BurningAngel.com, JoannaAngel.com, or follow her on twitter at twitter.com/joannaangel

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