So two nights ago I had an orgy with the Fleshlight Freaks line while listening to 90s rap music.
Some people call them Freaks. I call them bed-mates.
I awoke with no regrets. Then upon arriving to the Fleshlight offices yesterday, there was a package waiting for me. “Must be something of a sexual nature…” I thought. And of course it was!
Our Twitter buds at Bang Bros mailed us a pile of bangin’ shirts and stickers! Why? Because we sent them some Fleshlights a week ago! I went around the office handing the shirts out to everyone. I felt like a cracked-out Santa Claus!
Let’s face it people: the adult entertainment industry (or as I call it, the “porn industry”) is one filled with caring individuals! Speaking of caring, I give you:
Visit our website and build your own Fleshlight! I can attest that they are high quality products.