One of our favorite girls, Tanya Tate (pictured above signing for a lucky fan) has a surprise for you. You can officially get her Fleshlight in a variety of textures now! We still have the lotus option but now the Primal and Vortex (shown below) have been added!
Time for a mini-interview with Tanya:
Q: How excited are you that your fans now have an additional two textures to choose from?
A: I reached out to fans to find out their feedback on my Tanya Tate Fleshlight. Some asked for a choice of inserts. I am thrilled that my fans are now able to choose from Primal and Vortex sleeves, in addition to the Lotus. They can decide the type of texture they want to feel when they slide themselves into my Tanya Tate Fleshlight for an even more personal Tanya Tate experience.
(End of interview.) I can tell you she’s being modest when saying “some asked for a choice of inserts.” It was an apocalypse at our offices–the fans demanded this in the most threatening of manners! Boy oh boy do I miss having a non-dented car…
So how are we celebrating this release? With a party at my place (It’s a B.Y.O.T.T.F.–Bring your own Tanya Tate Fleshlight.)
Stay tuned because next month we may just be running a special contest with Tanya Tate. Did she mail her lingerie to us to give out in a contest? Why would I even ask that question if she didn’t? That would be weird. Anyway I’m already devising an eloborate plan to say I “lost” her lingerie when really I’m just keeping it to myself. Probably shouldn’t have typed that.