Hey, everyone! How’s it going? Great. So I’d like to shut up today and just post some nude pics of a few of our amazing Fleshlight Girls*. Click to enlarge!
*Alexis Texas (pictured top left) is scheduled for release but not yet available.
What caused all of today’s nudity? It was none other than The Mayor of Porn! He reviewed my recent blog posts and said that he would rather read anything else on the internet. And if you’ve been on the internet, you’d know the implications of his words.
He told me I needed to add “porn” to the blog. And when M.O.P. asks for porn, he’s asking for porn. In fear of losing blog funding from all his illicitly gained money, I complied.
That’s all for today! Buy the Fleshlight of our latest Girl, Kayden Kross! Also follow us on Twitter @Fleshlight for all the latest adult world happenings.