[UPDATE - Glow In The Dark Fleshlight Freaks are no longer available due to a limited run.]
You won’t believe your eyes! It’s glow-in-the-dark Fleshlight Freaks!
Ever since I began working at Fleshlight HQ, I’ve noticed Facebook posts, tweets and echoed voices asking for us to make our famous sex-toys with this special effect. Looks like upper-managment overheard and green-lit (pun intended) the idea.
Here’s my ad pitch that will inevitably get me a huge paycheck and lead to a late-night infomercial:
“Are you sick and tired of using your Fleshlight sex-toy in the dark without a good reason to? Then you’ll be green with envy over our latest product! The Fleshlight Freaks (Zombie, Drac, Frank and cyborg) are all getting a GLOW-IN-THE-DARK makeover! So head over to fleshlight.com/glow-in-the-dark and get FREAKY!”
[End of pitch]
What’s that? You can’t afford one right now? Then you have until the 31st of this month to submit your Fleshlight Halloween costume to us. We’ve only gotten a few entries so if you enter, the odds are in your favor! The grand prize 1st place might be getting one of these Glow Freaks…