The infinitely enjoyable Month of Love and Sex continues here at Fleshlight with this news:
Tori Black and Jenna Haze Fleshlights are 20% off from now through next Tuesday. Not in the sense that part of the Fleshlight itself is missing, but in the sense that they are ridiculously inexpensive right now.
These are some of the most beautiful and successful girls in porn right now. The lovely Tori Black was recently named by Complex as the #1 Hottest Girl in Porn. She also had sex in a neighbor’s life-size replica of Leonardo Da Vinci’s Flying Machine which is just impressive. Until hearing that story I thought the time I used a Fleshlight while flying a kite was cool.
She’s also the first porn star to ever win the AVN Female Performer of the Year two years in a row in 2010 and 2011. Then CNBC named her one of the 12 most popular names in porn which is crazy to me because I picture CNBC just being a bunch of guys in suits carrying briefcases yelling “BUSINESS!” to each other. But maybe that’s just me.
Jenna owns her own production agency and has appeared in Hollywood films such as Superbad and Crank: High Voltage which also features David Carradine playing a character named Poon Dong. Not that that’s relevant but it’s also not irrelevant.
Once upon a time she also appeared in a trailer for the faux-movie Fleshlightning. She gives a very convincing performance as a porn star who gets impregnated by a virgin. This happens when said virgin masturbates into a magical Jenna Haze Fleshlight he procured from James Hong.
Fun Flesh Fact®©™: The protagonist from the trailer plays the Goblin in the excellent video for Nekrogoblikon’s No One Survives. That video also features Fleshlight Girl Kayden Kross. I’d try to finish the Fleshlight-to-Kevin-Bacon connection but I almost sipped from the Fleshlight next to my drink so I need to wrap this up and get some more coffee.
In keeping along with the theme of romance throughout this Month of Love and Sex, we have a limited-time only supply of Kinky Kits. They include a Fleshlight Flight for him, Fleshlight Bullet for her and handcuffs, blindfold and whip to fight over.
Next week we’ll be back to announce the last two (or will there be MORE?) girls of our Month of Love and Sex. We also have some surprising visitors stopping by this week and we should have plenty of pictures for the next entry. But for now: naked Jenna Haze and Tori Black!