Men ask me all sorts of questions about how to get “a girl like me” to sleep with them. Even though we will probably never meet, I decided I would let you know the answer. Here is what girls like me are looking for before we want to go down on you and do the dirty, though I’m sure you already got this one in the bag, since you’re reading BroBible.
When was the last time you had sex? Do you like to have sex (love it, crave it, can’t live without it)? Can you last more than a minute? If you haven’t had sex in a while, or jerked off in a few days (which I’m sure is highly unlikely), then are you going to be able to give me an orgasm first? It’s okay, (I SWEAR) if you can’t last very long, but I encourage you to try, and not be selfish about it. Also, extra points for making me finish first by going down on me; I really love it. I know not all girls do, but some do, and I’m one of them.
What motivates you? Is it love, helping others, money, attention, or something else entirely? None of those answers are right or wrong, but I’m sure I would rather bang someone with goals most similar to mine. That commonality, for me, is pretty essential. It’s not absolutely necessary, but I like to have things in common to talk about pre- and post-sex.
When was the last time you got tested? That’s rights boys, you better be regularly tested for chlamydia, syphilis, gonorrhea, HIV, and Hepatitis C. There are some more fun diseases out there (eww), but that’s the full panel in terms of the adult industry. PS, I get tested every 14 days, and P.S.S., you should too if you’re sexually active. Seriously, even condom sex can be risky, and I really urge you to check your stuff for yourself and your new partners! Also remember most STDs are treatable, so don’t be scared! Knowing is sexier than just winging it and playing Russian roulette with your health.
Herpes? I don’t want it, and I know you don’t either, but if you have it…just know that 25 percent of people your age do as well. You should tell your partner, make sure to treat it, and be educated about the situation!
Are you passionate? Do you like making out? Do you want to just “toot it and boot it” or do you want to make love to me? How we have sex can depend on my mood (I can change my mind a LOT), but I just want to know that you’re going to give our session attention and focus, like the athlete I know you are. Pro tips: go to www.tashareign.com and check out what I like.
Do you want to have sex again after this? Just wondering… because I probably will, and I just want to know this isn’t some “marking your territory” nonsense. Of course there are exceptions (parties, one-night stands, and short-term flings), but for the hunter trying to get in MY pants, I am probably not going to want it just once.
Do you sleep with just anyone? Are you picky? I’m definitely picky (P.S. I know you’re not stupid, but we are obviously talking about my personal life and not my adult film life here). I don’t mean you have to only nail supermodels, but are you selective? You should be; that’s your nice big c*ck going deep inside my tight pink p*ssy, so make sure you wanted this one specifically.
Do you have a big DICK? Not all of you do – and that’s okay, there are a million and one ways to work around this non-issue. Seriously, there are. I’m being honest with you, though, when I say, I think about it before we have sex. I just do – I think like a guy, only opposite.
Do you know how to use the dick you have? That’s right – not all of you have a 9-inch wiener (that’s a good thing!). Too big can be a hassle. But regardless of size, make sure that you know how to operate the equipment you’ve got. Practice makes perfect. Think about the girl when you hit her cervix and how that may not feel great. Maybe you need to do more foreplay and oral sex because that’s the way you’re going to get her off. Maybe make sure you rub her magic button while you have sex, so she can get off. Basically, depending on your special member, you will need to find out the motions and moves to use. I’ll write something on that later.
Do you like eating out? ANSWER YES. ALWAYS.
Are you showered and clean and are your bed sheets washed? Mine are, and if they weren’t before, they will be the day you come over. I want you to feel comfortable and cozy. And I want you to reciprocate the effort I show to you. I’m a germaphobe, so having things clean is a key element.
Did you go to school? I did, and if you didn’t, I just want to know why and what your alternative path was. It’s not essential, but I like men who care about education. I was raised that way, so when I meet a guy, I just want to make sure he’s smart. Self-educated works too!
Do you have a legit job? By legit, I just mean are you working, or attempting to work? I work so hard, and I want my partner to as well. I want them to have goals and dreams and enjoy life in the same way I do.
Do you live with your parents? If you do, for how long? I just wonder, because we can’t bone if they’re home. Also, I want you not to live with them forever! Have a goal and plan to move out when you’re of age, seriously.
Do you have a car? I don’t like driving. I like my men in charge. If you’re over 18, girls like me need you to be licensed and ready to roll, OK? Or at least have plans in that direction.
Do you know how to eat me out? Will you make sure you ask me how I like it and what to do? If it’s clear I’m not getting what I need, will you be patient and not rush me? Thanks.
Do you ever want to get married and have kids? Sounds desperate and sudden – I get it. But as I told you before, I want to get to know you as a person before I explore the external superficial side. What is your internal all about? I like a man who wants what I want out of life. The more we match up, the more likely it is I want to suck your D and procreate – it’s just human nature, and not stalker status, I promise.
What’s your full name, Twitter and Facebook profile? Email too. I like to know who I am dealing with, and the more ways to verify your non-serial-killer identity, the better. I’m serious about this by the way – I don’t want to be kidnapped and sold, especially because sometime when fans recognize me, I have an eerie feeling they think they could throw me in bag.
Do you like animals? (okay, that’s just me) I want to live on a farm someday…
Do you like IN N OUT? (okay, that’s also just me) I eat there weekly…
Do you care I’m an XXX actress? (just me again) This can be an issue for some…
XOXOXO, Until Next time!