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This Can’t Be Real

10 Jan 2014

written by fleshlight

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We’ve heard of mothers buying condoms for their sons. We’ve even seen mothers who are so fed up with their sons’ masturbating that they feel compelled to write lengthy thank-you notes to Kleenex.

But buying lube for your son to masturbate with and including a note like this to go with it? Can this possibly be real?

If so, she sure knows all the good slang. (Hint: Michigan is shaped like a hand.)

At least she didn’t get him a Fleshlight, that would have been awkward… or awesome, I can’t decide.


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