We’ve heard of mothers buying condoms for their sons. We’ve even seen mothers who are so fed up with their sons’ masturbating that they feel compelled to write lengthy thank-you notes to Kleenex.
But buying lube for your son to masturbate with and including a note like this to go with it? Can this possibly be real?
If so, she sure knows all the good slang. (Hint: Michigan is shaped like a hand.)
At least she didn’t get him a Fleshlight, that would have been awkward… or awesome, I can’t decide.