10 TV-Themed Porn Parodies You Don’t Want To Miss!

It seems like these days, everybody is watching pornos. Whether you’re trying to eliminate a stubborn boner or simply filling some time between breakfast and dinner, pornos have 1,001 uses. With so much porno consumption, you might be concerned about peak porno. How will the porno companies be able to keep up with the demand? Won’t they run out of ideas for naked people sex?

Well, fear not! As long as there is everything besides porno, there will be plenty of pornos about it. Take TV for example-did you know that porno companies  make pornos about them? They do!

So stop worrying about the terminal decline of global porno production, and take a peek at this list of ten pornos that are headed to the Porno Emmys this year:

 

A high school sex ed teacher discovers she is dying of horniness and teams up with a former student to sell blue dildos in New Sexico.

A southern business owner invents a magic duck call that makes men want to have sex with him

A university professor asks four nerdy graduate students if they’d like to have an orgy. They say yes

A naked Guy Fieri chows down on hot wings and sloppy joes at some of the seediest adult entertainment shops across America.

Two white farmers and one black farmer buy a new cow. Ol’ Bess quickly becomes more than just a milk machine to these three wiseacres. Not legal in 37 states.

Deputy Dick Groins awakens from a sex coma to find the world overrun by zombies, and he has sex with them.

Four people operate a bar and have sex in it.

6ft3 pedicured guys, 1 very kinky lady. Takes place in a funeral home. For hookers.

HOCGovernment guy has “wood” in his name. Lots of sexual legislative innuendo. Much less clothing than is typical during congressional hearings. You get the idea.

GOTAn episode of Game of Thrones

- College Humor

 

 

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