Is Fleshlight a good place to work? Yes. Best job ever. Fact: when I looked in my desk I found a yellow condom and some honey. I do not know where they came from. If I worked anywhere else this could be seen as a threat. But because I work at Fleshlight, this is likely a clue from the higher-ups that I’ll be getting a promotion soon.
Here’s a paraphrased version of my job interview five weeks ago with the enormous, built, ex-Swat member Steve Shubin (the Fleshlight inventor.)
Mr. Shubin: Will you accept money from us to make dick jokes?
Mr. Shubin: You’ll also be filming famous porn stars having their vaginas molded.
Me: Well..I’m not sure…
Mr. Shubin: We’ll give you a free Fleshlight.
Me: When do I start?
Don’t forget that one day next week is….. EXCLUSIVE-Stoya-topless-photo-day! I’ve already received three death threats via email from people wanting me to release Stoya’s photos early so keep them coming!
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