Get Ready To Have Your Heart Completely Shattered Because Lisa Ann, Your Favorite Porn Star, Is Officially Retiring
If your heart wasn’t immediately broken after reading that title then you either have no soul or haven’t seen Lisa Ann in action. Or at least that’s what I’m told, since the entire office here at BroBible is crying now with the exception of Covucci because he only gets teary-eyed over things that involve Taylor Swift and Lindsay Lohan. I’m not crying because I both have no soul and haven’t seen Lisa Ann at work, so I guess you could say I’ve completely wasted my life up until this point.
For those of you who are like me and have no idea who the fuck Lisa Ann is, she’s the porn actress who portrayed Sarah Palin in Who’s Nailin’ Paylin, albeit under the name “Serra Paylin” (hooray for protecting yourself from lawsuits!)
But alas ‘tis the end of an era, with Lisa Ann retiring via a hand-written letter posted on her Facebook fan page, where you can read it in its entirety:
If you’re, like, totally bummered out about this like me, take solace in the fact that Lisa Ann feels a personal friendship with you. No really, a personal one. Getting nailed on camera for your home enjoyment equates to being besties for resties for Lisa.
You are all so incredible… This is why it took the right way to tell you. I feel a friendship that is unexplainable with so many of you.
— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) December 15, 2014
That’s probably something you can put on your resume, right?