Porn + Media

Since early last month, Fleshlight has really started beefing up its social media presence!  The biggest obstacle we’ve had?  Squeezing around the censors while still proving our customers with solid, arousing content!  So here’s what we’re up to….

We have an awesome Instagram that just started a few weeks ago and already has a healthy number of followers. What the plop is Instagram!? It’s an iPhone/Android app that lets you upload photos and apply crazy wacky filters on your images.  We typically don’t use the filters on our Instagram but sometimes like to sneak a few in.  Our username on there is official_fleshlight and we post exclusive content like this pic of adult film star Sara Jay in what scientists can only describe as “how apartments will look in three years.”-DR. Lee Smith

Fleshlight is also reppin’ on Pintrest!  What the ploppity-plip-plot is Pintrest!? It’s like an online image pin board riddled with ADHD. We just started ours there as the user named Fleshlight Official. Our page is a tad shaky since it’s metaphorically a little fetus waiting to bloom (is that how fetuses work?) but we’re getting somewhere!  Click here to see one of our boards we’ve been pinning on!

And the very best of our new Social Media sites would have to be Cinemagram.  This new and underrated iPhone app lets users make a little frame-by-frame video and then animate certain regions of it.  The result is a more user-created-content version of Re-posted type blogs.  Our user name on there is Fleshlight.  We only have two movies up there at the moment.  The first is a Stoya Fleshlight sleeve continually falling into a bathtub like some sort of nightmare and the second is more of a post-modernism film as that one is about an official Fleshlight Cyborg dildo flopping back and forth on my desk.  I have a few more masterpieces just waiting to ejaculate out of my creativity but that’ll have until wait until next week.

Our Youtube page has always been badass!  Recently you probably saw our barely-SFW BiBi Jones video.

Even before that we had a bizarre Fleshlight fake-movie trailer titled “FleshLightning” that Jenna Haze popped up in:

Click here to watch the Flesh Lightning short.

But most important is our MAIN information hub!  You guessed it, our Twitter account @Fleshlight.  It’s a beefed up, ultra-turbo-powered account that literally features more penis jokes than my diary.

What about Facebook, you ask?  Before my arrival here, Fleshlight had its initial Facebook page taken down.  The reason was, to my understanding, there was some hard core va-junky-junk pics up there.  I don’t know what photo broke the blue and white camel’s back but it was probably along the line of this image in which super-sexy Jesse Jane attempts to read the minds of ancient lions:

So we violated things a bit and I was as shocked as the lion pictured above on the right was.  The lion on the left is thinking “Just play it cool..compliment the lady but don’t come off as creepy…”

That means our initial Facebook page had to be rebooted, and our thousands of”Likes” got reset.  Currently we have around 200 Likes. To compare, my cat’s fictional business account I set up back in college as a joke has 30 more “Likes” than that.  But we’re marching on and looking forward as we add more humor and only PG-13 content on there!  Here’s our FaceBook.

My job lately is an awesome hybrid of checking the latest news on Mashable while simultaniously hitting refresh on Flesh Bot.  This is the same behavior I had while unemployed.

Do you guys think Groupon will allow Fleshlight deals?

Have a good weekend and Consider buying a Fleshlight!

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