We get it, dating is hard: Tinder is a minefield of potential creepiness, blind dates still carry that whole “I might be murdered” risk factor, and getting out of the friend-zone is like finding a funny episode of “Dads”: it’s impossible.
But now the “finding love” situation is so dire, one guy apparently decided to turn his shower head into a real woman — and by “real” we mean a super, creepy plastic doll.
The following photos — posted to Imgur — carefully outline the transformation.
WARNING: You can’t unsee this.
According to Imgur this man does not have a girlfriend
But he does have a shower.
And these totally creepy supplies.
Which he’s about to use to make a girlfriend.
Here we go:
Eek. Not helping.
And now it’s worse.
Really takes “gives good head” to a whole new level.
Dude, if you read this, EMAIL US. We will send you a Fleshlight on us.